Give yourself a hand!!!! May is national Masturbation Month!!!! And man, I'm all for it:) So let's talk about a little self-induced hanky-panky. In this day and age there are tons of way to do it, and get away with it! Dr. Susan block is assuring jerk-offs that there is nothing wrong with loving yourself, "Its educational, it teaches you about your body." And apparently all that self-love you've been giving yourself keeps you healthy too!!! Our dirty doc says that orgasms are a natural decongestant! So if you've got the sniffles, diddle away! And ladies, headaches can be cure by the big O as well.
Need a little motivation for your self-lovin'??
There is now a high-tech sex toy that made even me blush! The RealTouch is a sex simulation device that goes on a guys member, then it takes its orders from specially-encoded videos you can get online, and simulates that sensations you see online! Wow. I'm just tingling with anticipation over the first court case to come to light when a guy gets his wang caught in this! hahaha!
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
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