Shannon's New Shirt....

Shannon Ellis. Midday rocker. "The Man of a Thousand Tongues" as Jack puts it (makes me blush even typing that name...lol). And wearer of PLAID. Every day. Really. Now, I'm not knockin' Shannon at all. He always looks quite nice. But this morning I was joking with him about how I was one day going to buy him a polka dot shirt. He replied, "Only if has pink dots!" Then....I found this...muwahahahahaha!

Oh yes Shannon. I've put it on lay-away. Expect it soon:) Can't wait to see ya wearing it around the office:) muwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Metal Betty White :-)

 Yes!!!! This was made for me, I'm just sure of it:) Big props going out to Adam Killer on myspace for posting such gloriousness:)

iPad Still Sounds Like a Maxi Pad To Me..

So I'm at home on my lunch, grubbin' some grub and watching the boob tube, as is my usual routine. When the new iPad commercial comes on. I never even looked up, but based on the first 3 lines on the script, I could have sworn I was watching a Maxi Pad commercial! See for yourself....

The Local Launch 5/14-5/19

FRIDAY

• Daniel Park @ Brigid's Cross (7 p.m., acoustic rock, free) • MetalArc, A King's Afflication, Coda @ Code Red (7 p.m., screamo/metal, $5)

SATURDAY

• A Letter of Warning, 82 Minutes, Hometown Letdown @ Code Red (7 p.m., punk, $5)• Cosmic Slop @ El Patio (9 p.m., funk, $3, 21+)• Opinions; Intentions, Second Class Citizens, Small Town Hero @ Equinox (8 p.m., alt-rock/folk, $5)• Anthony Pacheco @ Hookah Zen (9 p.m., acoustic rock, $2, 18+)• Daniel Park @ Hurricane Alley (10 p.m., rock,$4, 21+)• RoadHouse @ Q-Time (9 p.m., rock, $3, 21+)• Aux, Yazata, Amber Gris, Chris Mason @ Yum Bunny fundraiser, 991 W. Picacho Ave. (noon, rock/punk, free)

SUNDAY

• April Ticket @ Don Felix (2 p.m., acoustic rock, free)• El Paso Punk Showcase: Old and Ill, Gride, P.L.F., Laughing Dog, Ronoso @ Trainyard (8 p.m., punk, $5)

MONDAY

• Daniel Park @ De La Vega's (9 p.m., acoustic rock, free)• Tea and Music: The Physics of Meaning @ Equinox (8 p.m., indie rock, $5)

TUESDAY

• Future Islands, Lower Dens, Rovar 17, Jeff Rehnlund @ Equinox (8 p.m., New Wave/experimental, $5)• El Paso Punk Showcase: Infested, Med-X @ Santorini (8 p.m., punk, $5)

The Local Launch is Sponsored by El Patio Cantina in the Mesilla Plaza! The Best Shows Are Always At El Patio! Only $3 covers, amazing drinks specials, and your source for rock. And celebrate responsibility daily with El Patio!!!

Friday :

Night rock out with The Phuzz starting at 10!

Saturday:

don't miss Cosmic Slop dominate the stage!

New A7X Sneak Peak!!!!

Avenged Sevenfold has been in a studio for a bit working with Dream Theater's drummer, Mike Portnoy. Here's a taste of what we'll be getting;)

Nightmare (Preview)byavengedsevenfold

I think this was invented just for me....

So if you are addicted to caffiene like I am....it just seems like we can never get enough!!! I swear if i try to skip the java in the mornings, I am pretty much saying "I don't feel like functioning at all today." That's where this little bar of perfection kicks in, and I'm convinced it was inveneted just for me:)
 Shower Shock has about 200 milligrams of caffeine per shower....which is just enough of a jolt to kick start your day. You absorb the caffeine through your skin as you lather up. Effing genius I tell you!!!! You can get it at ThinkGeek.com.

Lindsay doing porn might be a good idea....

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How much crack has she really been doing????